Why Canadians, cameras, and Coors don't mix
From CagePotato.com:
Well, we’re officially disturbed. This picture of Patrick Cote, um, blowing off some steam(?) was sent to us by mini at hithiphop.com and we immediately wished we had never seen it. So we did what any responsible internet types would do: we forced it on you, our readers. Enjoy your nightmares.
We don’t begrudge a guy his right to have a few too many (at least we hope alcohol was involved) and do things he’ll later wish he hadn’t. But when we picture the guy who’ll finally bring Anderson Silva’s tremendous winning streak to an end, this isn’t the first thing that comes to mind.
What is this description describing, you ask? A few pictures of Patrick Cote kicking back with his friends like most guys do - hanging out with a buddy wearing a banana hammock while slapping your own ass. 
Yeah - click on the link for pictures, but be warned, it's not pretty. No overt nudity or anything, but still....not pretty. I didn't post one directly on here because I like you guys too much to do that.
To Cote's credit, maybe these photos were taken months ago, weeks ago, or even a year ago - who knows? And far be it for me to judge a guy who had a few too many drinks (Coors reference - I don't know if that's what he was actually drinking, or if he was drinking at all) before some moron pulled out a camera.
Does this do anything to help Cote? No. But does it really do anything to hurt Cote? No. Stupid pictures won't hurt his cardio. Sure, there may be some image issues for a while, and if he was inebriated on more than alcohol in those pictures (see the last one), that could prompt the UFC, or a state athletic commission to issue a hasty drug test.
But besides that, it's not going to hurt him when he steps into the cage - that's Anderson Silva's job.
A senseless post is a fun every now and then. 
By the way - I mean no offense to Canadian people who don't act like morons. Using the word Canadian just helped with the alliteration.
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according to this guy from
according to this guy from mmacanada its from august
if it were me, i would just be like "thats how i get down, fuck off, yo"
(a lot of my imaginary dialogues use sentences that end in yo)
some folks are extra harsh about it, but its the internet... hell people were wishing death on jenna and tito
take it for what it is, dude being weird at a party... i mean who doesnt like to prance around in a banana hammock?
I think the only image
I think the only image that's going to do damage to Cote's career is the one of him on his back after Silva gets done with him.
Also, since he's canadian, wouldn't it probably be a Molson rather than a Coors?
Bosco, I definitely agree
Bosco, I definitely agree with you - it is a dude being weird at a party. But being weird or not, the pictures are still funny. And while I applaud your use of the word "yo," I think it would have to be more like "that's how I get down, f**k off, eh"
As for the beer, yeah, I realize it would probably be Molson, but again, Coors goes well with the alliteration. Perhaps I could've said "Cold Molsons". I promise I'll get the native beer right the next time pictures of a foreign fighter like this pop up.
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PreView wrote: Bosco, I
Bosco, I definitely agree with you - it is a dude being weird at a party. But being weird or not, the pictures are still funny. And while I applaud your use of the word "yo," I think it would have to be more like "that's how I get down, f**k off, eh"
As for the beer, yeah, I realize it would probably be Molson, but again, Coors goes well with the alliteration. Perhaps I could've said "Cold Molsons". I promise I'll get the native beer right the next time pictures of a foreign fighter like this pop up.
I was just giving you a hard time. I thought you did a great job with the alliteration. Never had a cold molson myself...
Fight Ticker wrote: I was
I was just giving you a hard time. I thought you did a great job with the alliteration. Never had a cold molson myself...
Oh, I know, I just thought I'd take the alliteration a step further with the "Cold Molsons". Looking back on it, I probably should have titled the article "Cote confused as he consumes cold molsons while contemplating concealing his concentration on his confidant's cock sling."
Okay, it sort of fell apart at the end with "cock sling", but I couldn't think of another good c-word for banana hammock. Oh, well, better luck next time I guess.
That is the gayest thing I
That is the gayest thing I have ever seen. Come on Cincy let's see you try and make excuses for that one!!!
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No excuses here King. We
No excuses here King. We Canadians likes ourselves some beer!!!!!!!!!! Get crazy and throw on some banana hammocks. Who hasnt acted like an idiot at a party at one time or another. Side note. We do drink Coors up here. Bud and Bud Light are also popular. The 2 main ones are Molson's Canadian and Labbatt's Blue. Any whoooooo! my point is, everyone has acted a little stupid when alcohol is involved. This just happens to be out in the public eye. No biggie. No harm, no foul. (and King, I'm sure its the gayest thing you have ever seen because your usually blindfolded while actually doing your gay activities)
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king never returned the
king never returned the banana hammock i lent to him...
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