Charlton Heston Dead
R.I.P. to a great actor but here's the thing. Every article says he died of "unspecified causes".....
Um, is being old specific enough? No wait I'm sorry he died during a coke induced orgy at the 57th floor of Mandalay Bay. Reports say he was naked riding an imaginary pony when he fell over the railing of his balcony and fell 500 feet to his death--coincidentally landing in a moat filled with sharks that ate him alive.
Are you F'ing kidding me, the dude was like 100 years old!.....unspecified causes.
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oh yeah, movie quote time
oh yeah, movie quote time again. EASY.
"When your down, you never think you will be up again. And when your flush it's never as good as it seems. Money isn't real _ _ _ _ _ _, it only seems that way".
85 this year so yeah old age
85 this year so yeah old age is as good a cause as any...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlton_Heston
"From my cold, dead hands..." Would now be a good time?
Yeah dude! Perfect
Yeah dude! Perfect hahahahahahaha! I don't mean to laugh but everyone dies....I think. Except maybe Fedor. I respect Heston a TON, but unspecified causes....that shit cracks me up.
I heard he was partying with Chuck Liddell when 5 hot ass chicks came up to him an offered to satisfy him--he had no more Viagra and he dropped dead on the spot due to sheer disappointment......unspecified causes.